Why God never got a PhD

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.


Rose said...


The point "It has no references" is a great one. If someone were to make an argument or write and essay and use not a single reference other than itself...That's the calling card for a failing mark!

Ned Swing said...

Very amusing. It's true - nobody can, has or will, keep the Ten Commandments!

Unknown said...

God really seems like a bad grad student.

Handsome B. Wonderful said...

And he doesn't even have email for his students to contact him for questions regarding his "major work."