Faeces Happeneth

Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

5 comments:

snakey said...

hey... MothBalls

You've missed another item of the upmost interest....PORN.

Check out my posts at the forums - the xians are surveying themselves again... & guess what?

20% of xian females are now 'addicted' to online porn!!

Yay...GO GIRLS!

*hehehe*

MothandRust said...

I've got puh-lenty of christian/sex/porn blogs in draft mode but i'm trying to space them out. Once a week I'm thinking... I get about 200 hits to the site when I do those lol.

But I don't want it to look like I"m sex obsessed, i just find sex funny, and christianity funny and the two mixed together really tickle my funny bone. Not sure talking about religion/sex does anything for the other bone.

Meh, maybe I'll change the subtitle of this blog to focus on Christian Parody and Porn or something. I've sort of narrowed my theme on this blog... will I be forever locked into finding religious parody to share or comment on? For now I'm still finding it funny.

WWKnight said...

How does Shit happen in Pastafarian?

I hear that flying spaghetti monster isnt beyond some poop flinging now and then...

WWknight said...

Pentacostal: Let's talk some shit!

Eek said...

Sigh, Moth and his indecisiveness, change-mind-more-often-than-underwear-ness.

Whats wrong with aintchristian?