Round peg in a round hole


wonder if your average Christian fundy would be okay with homosexual lovers who didn't actually have sex? Is it okay to love your partner as long as you don't put the sausage in the buns? Is it the anal sex that mainly upsets God and his flocking followers? What if (as I've mentioned before) you use a really thick condom so there is not actual skin on skin? No, that's probably silly... I wouldn't want to get silly.

Is anal sex completely out? Even for husband and wife? 'Cause it seems to work well. If that's forbidden due to what is considered an unnatural act then the anus really should have been designed differently I think. My inflatable raft has valves so that when you blow it up, the air can't go out.. only in. Camels evolved this way also, to keep sand out of their nostrils. I think if God was really serious about not having penile insertions in one's anus he should have put the exit hole in an awkward place, and with a outlet valve only, and not made it so our Johnny Rockets couldn't fit.

This link was submitted to me recently,
seems like a stretch of interpretation, but aren't they all?

Jesus said some are born gay

8 comments:

Biby Cletus said...

Nice post, its a really cool blog that you have here, keep up the good work, will be back.

Warm Regards

Biby Cletus - Blog

MothandRust said...

Thanks, it keeps me busy. and it keeps me from doing the things I really should be doing.

sigh... still, should I find myself or children are homosexual it'll be all worthwhile to have thought about it as best I could have.

Shiner for Jesus said...

Homosexuality is wrong.

God does not make people homosexual or bisexual.

I don't think homosexuals should be mocked, bashed or hated. God loves them and wants them to turn to Him.

Christians must love homosexuals, but not condone their behaviour.

We should encourage homosexuals to repent.

Don't be deceived... No homosexual will enter the kingdom of God.

I believe that I am standing up for the word of God.

MothandRust said...

"Homosexuality is wrong. "

Says you and your bible references. Many liberal minded homosexual christians don't think so. Some do, but they are usually the one's suckered into lifelong and suicidal guilt trips from believing the opinions and religious beliefs of others.

"God does not make people homosexual or bisexual."

Wrong. Looks like he did make them if he exists at all, just like he make every asian people, or male people, or female people. They didn't make themselves... but yeah, seeing I don't really believe he exists then you're correct, he didn't make homosexuals.

"I don't think homosexuals should be mocked, bashed or hated. God loves them and wants them to turn to Him."

You don't think they should be bashed? That's nice of you. Your old testament God wasn't quite as nice or as loving as you say... they were to be killed for dipping their sausages into the buns of others (Click HERE to see my blog for a picture of that btw - lol).

"Christians must love homosexuals, but not condone their behaviour. We should encourage homosexuals to repent.Don't be deceived... No homosexual will enter the kingdom of God."

none at all hey? What if they aren't doing anal sex, or just fighting their urges to love their own gender. What about lesbians? straight to hell too? You are making some big statements and judgements of your own here. Do you know homosexual people? How dare you tell them they are not worthy of going to the kingdom that the christian ones believe in? literalistic interpretations of the bible lead to this sort of intolerance, ignorance and hate. Harsh, but it's a form of hate. Just like the KKK rednecked americans hate blacks (they've also got a good swag of scriptures to validify that).

This 'no kingdom of god for you' sounds just like a Revivalist telling all the non-tongue speaking people they won't be getting into their kingdom either. The height of arrogance, and they have their list of special scriptures, that DIVIDE people, to back it up to.

"I believe that I am standing up for the word of God."

Standing up for archaic cultural bible laws.

To quote Dot from previous post:

I read the OT where it says homosexuality is a sin and then I read right next to it about not wearing clothes woven of the same cloth, stoning to death disobedient children etc.

I read Paul's letters. Again -and read something very roughly along the lines of 'homosexuals are going to hell' next to something about 'I do not permit a woman to teach', 'a woman should cover her head'.

Moth:

Who does this Paul guy think he is. A Sexist homophobic jerk perhaps.

Brolga said...

I believe it's no bigger an issue than all the other dont's. Yes, I have to continually remind myself not to pass judgement on another person, God said that He will do that. My goodness, I have a lot to answer for myself in other matters. (if only I didn't kick the dog, ha ha, just kidding).

As a believer it is one of the clear statements that I need to follow, and others that want to live for God need to as well. Good advice for all, for health reasons and society not to practice therein.

MothandRust said...

Yep, from a christian point of view Judging others is as dangerous as blasphemy (whatever that mystery sin is).

There's plenty of don'ts in the good ol' book eh? The limited verses that mention homosexuality are about as clear as god saying thou shalt not kill, then giving Israel instructions to go into the land of their enemies and destory everyone, along with their children and livestock. I wouldn't want to live my life according to the Old Testament. As for the new testament, I like what Jesus said, but Paul can go jump. His attitudes towards homosexuality were as culturally and personally written as his comments on women were.

As a literalist believer of the bible I suppose you perhaps shouldn't be a homosexual Brolga. As for society, well, if it were the society you are thinking of, it isn't reality. People, monkeys, bulls and dolphins will continue to humpulump whoever are consenting to them... sadly and tragically some non-consenting too... but that's reality. Society will be much better off if we don't stop people from loving each however they will. Irresponsible Heterosexuals are not anymore holier than irresponsible homosexual. Studies show that society is certainly not advantaged by following bible precedents to the letter.

The bible shows that as a people, we have always been discriminatory to the minorities in our society. The attitudes of those verses are testament to that.

James said...

And what about homosexual men who only engage in oral sex? What is the difference between a man giving another man oral sex and a women giving a man oral sex? Either way a mouth is being used.

I guess though some Christians believe oral sex even amongst straight married couples is wrong.

Man, I think I'd kill myself if I "couldn't" give and receive oral sex!!!

Eek said...

Interesting debate but I'm pretty sure the bible is clear on the non judgment bit... so really, why doesn't everyone just mind their own damn business?

Worry about your own salvation and leave everyone else alone sounds good to me.