The Joke: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and one to cast out the spirit of darkness.
The Joke: Q: How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb? A: ... change???
The Joke: What is the difference between a Baptist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist!
The Joke: How do we know that Moses was made out of rubber? He tied his ass to a tree and walked 5 miles.