You appear to be typing a holy book. What would you like to do?

The Joke: Knock knock. (Who's there?) Jesus. (Jesus who?) Looks like you're going to Hell!

The Joke: How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and one to cast out the spirit of darkness.

The Joke: Q: How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb? A: ... change???

The Joke: What is the difference between a Baptist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist!

The Joke: How do we know that Moses was made out of rubber? He tied his ass to a tree and walked 5 miles.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I always enjoyed: "The main problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough."