Elvis and Jesus

August 16. The day the king died... Bless you, bless you very much.

You ain't nothin' but a human,

Sinnin' all the time,

Just an ungrateful human,

Sinnin' all the time,

No, you don't deserve salvation,

But you can be a friend of mine...

Jesus is alive, Elvis is alive. What's the difference? See here and the following for similaries:

Jelvis

Jesus walked on water.

Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, 1965).

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.

Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 "Comeback" TV special and many posthumous mall sightings.

Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed on water. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)

"[Jesus] appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow." (Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.

Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

Jesus was the lamb of God.
Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.

Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.

Jesus was regarded by some to have been an extraordinary prophet.
Elvis was regarded by some to have made an extraordinary profit.

For more 'astounding' and eerie comparisons see here and here