Did James Cameron find the actual tomb of Christ's Family?

  • Like Lazarus, the Jesus phenomena did seem to miraculously bring Cameron's career back from the dead.

  • 1 Corinthians 15:7 states: "After that, he (Christ) was seen of James; then of all the apostles." Pretty straight-forward prophesy, if you ask me.

  • First Martin Scorsese won the Oscar, Then Paris Hilton goes to jail, and these historical coincidences always seem to happen in threes.

  • The DVD got 4 1/2 stars on the Discovery Channel Store website, which is good enough for Mad Magazine.

  • There was a wristband found inside that said, "What Would I Do?"
  • Scripture never mentions any "Uncle Irving."

  • We know from the DaVinci Code that Mary Magdelene is buried in France.

  • The site isn't listed in 1,000 place to see Before You Die, which you'd think it would be.

  • Each casket is clearly stamped with the mortuary's website.

  • One of the bodies is indeed "Jesus," but the surname looks like "Gonzalez."

MAD Magazine 2007

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