Yo, God! Detectors (Be sure to read the comments)

How many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here.

Set out your God Detector anywhere in your home, church, or office.

Offer a simple request or prayer that God reveal Himself through the detector.

Check your God Detector daily or weekly for any indication of movement.

Report any movement of the detector at this web site.

Be sure to come back to check out our reports of God Detector movement, which are sure to grow as the number of God Detectors increase — April, 2007, is Yo-God's 5-year anniversary, and currently there are over 3,500 God Detectors around the world! In any case, use our comments page to let us know your thoughts about the God Detector.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone, I stumpled upon this page by mistake and am shocked at this device. I am honestly in shock over the fact that people think God will move there Yo, God device. I was reading the movement page and there someone stated they do not believe at God exists because God had the power to move it and did not move it. I am sorry for this outcome. I am confused as to why someone would spend money on a device like this when you can pick up a Bible and see for yourself, and I don't mean picking one up and reading a few words and if your not overwhelmed by God himself, then He does not exist. If you truly want to know about God read the Bible and you will be amazed. I don't think you need a cheap indicator to tell you that the almighty God exists.... Have you not heard the verse tempt not God? I have been a Christain most of my life and I have never heard of such a thing as this. If you want me to show you some verses from the Bible and how to tell that God is real.. E-Mail: ebay_2010@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

The goonies and the loonies are lose and among us. Run for your lives. Well then again its only money, at least your not sexually abusing children or hiring boy prostitutes and anybody who is idiot enough to send you money deserves to be taken to the cleaners.

Anonymous said...

Oh My God!!! I just saw the Submissive Jesus on youtube! You twist the crown of thorns and Jesus answers you!!! You guys should package your products together! The Submissive Jesus and Yo God!!! Hysterical!!!!

Anonymous said...

the Bible deosnt say anything about any 11th dimension and if God is everyware he is ther to. God detectors will only work if God decides to make them work and he hasnt done that yet but he is ther wether you no it or not and some day he will move your detector and you will be sorry you laughd at him

Anonymous said...

in 2000 astronomers found that the galaxys was starting to move away from the earth faster than ever before, and they was speeding up to. Everbody knowes that before that the universe was spreading apart but slowing down. What hapenned in 2000. George W Bush was elected president, and all them other galaxys decided theyd better get out of town before everthing around here began to blow up. The Bible tells us that when the end comes the start will fall out of the sky. Them other galaxys is getting out before they get cought in it. The end is near, so get ready you faithless fools

Anonymous said...

There's a church I used to drive past on my way to work. In front it has a marquee asking "Isn't God Good?" I always wondered how anyone could possibly know. Is God good by definition, and are the things he is credited with good because it is God who does them? Or can God do something that is not good; is there some standard of goodness against which God can be measured? Obviously that church thinks that there is. And if there is such a standard, then that standard must be greater than God, and by St. Anselm's argument, the standard must God, and God must be subordinate to the standard. Would it be good for God to move the needles on the God Detectors?

Anonymous said...

God is a sprit you can't detect him by man mede detector the only detector that could detect Gods presence is your heart and the requirement is you must have Christ since he is the only way to God. Rahel

Anonymous said...

I stumbled on this by googling "smoke detector" and "God". The reason I was being that specific is because 2 weeks ago I was praying and asked God to let me know that He was really in my life. At the second my prayer ended, as I spoke the "t" in Christ, the smoke detector went off beeping 5x. Nothing prior, nothing since. I wanted to know if there were similar experiences out there...Seek and you WILL find.