Praise the Lord for all the cash I've got
Praise him for my Rolls Royce and my yacht
Serving God ain't hard, with a credit card
Jesus died so I could make a lot...
Praise the Lord, he's made us millionaires
Wave your donations in the air
We've replaced our hymns with ATMs
And soon we'll charge a fee on every prayer...
Jesus Christ was a poor man, don'cha know
He should have used our accountants for his cash flow
Stuff the sermon on the mount, he should have had a bank account
2000 years with interest... He'd be rolling in the dough.....
Praise the Lord, this song is out on CD
Just $40.95 plus GST
Hallelujah, plenty of moulah
Solid gold baubles on my Christmas tree...
I've got all of heaven's riches!!!
Thanks to all you stupid bitches.
Praise the Lord for modern Christianity...
Whoever said religion should be free...
(The Chaser's War on Everything)
11 comments:
All I can say is lol.
oh... and I think you're going to hell.
This post seems a little familiar ;)
Yep, thanks. I didn't steal the idea though, I just saw the show late Friday night and thought I'd search youtube for it. A few of the youtube copies had the embedded rights taken away, so maybe the chasers are doing a 'comedy channel' and trying to protect their stuff.. dunno.
I thought i'd type out the lyrics in case... so there. The other blog didn't do that - lol.
Gosh, the second post this week
you know what you're so ignorant. your site is so useless. you are just an atheist or perhaps a satanist who does not respect the view of others.
Useless? Ya want I could attach a can opener to it or something? Dunno. Weird comment.
If laughing at Christianity is your thing than it's not completely useless, oi reckon.
Atheist or Satanist? Well, seeing as I don't believe in god, that would make me an atheist, and seeing as I don't believe in Satan nor any other fairytale being I suppose that makes me a sane atheist.
My dear child MothandRust i love you very much and i want you to know that you have a purpose in this life. Lots of love Brother Jesus..oh and stop looking at porn!
My dear child MothandRust i love you very much and i want you to know that you have a purpose in this life. Lots of love Brother Jesus..oh and stop looking at porn!
Thanks JC. Love you too... Happy easter and all, bad memories though eh? Enjoy the choccies!
My son it really was a hard time for me. And as i lay on that cross i thought of you. I wanted to give you a way to Heaven. To come be with the Father through me. I'm on a diet at the moment so i haven't been eating to much chocolate (I'm having to walk to Sydney from Brisbane since my donkey carked out on me)
Love you lots
hugs and kisses J.C
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! N I'm Catholic going, "Yes, yes, this is awesome!" XD
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