The Daryl Hannah Argument (Normal Bob Smith)

I did not know Normal Bob existed. I still don't have proof, but I do have his website. I've been looking up and collecting the best (humourist, parody and satire) Anti-Christian websites and I somehow missed Normal Bog until now. Amazing... If you haven't read his website, then grab a cuppa and get ready, 'cause you ain't seen nothing yet.

Did you know that animals have no souls? It's true.When a puppy falls into a wood chipper, your chances of ever seeing him again are sprayed out the other side. Sure, animals may be nice and all but there just isn't enough room in heaven for every sewer rat that chokes on a toenail clipping. So why are you any different? At which stage of evolution did your soul appear? Some say that it was during the Cro-Magnon period (Portrayed by Daryl Hannah in Clan of the Cave Bear).

It could be argued that there is no such thing as a soul and that ghosts (and God) are as imaginary as mermaids. Daryl Hannah also portrayed a mermaid in the movie Splash (half human, half animal) which would raise many questions about her soul.

The Bible states that Mermaids only go to heaven from the torso up. Good thing she'll have wings. Daryl Hannah portrayed a replicant (androids that are almost indistinguishable from humans) in the movie Blade Runner, and according to scripture androids do not have souls god dammit! That's what it says!
It has also been argued that Neanderthals developed a soul during the Stone age.
I believe that we will remain soulless until our evolution back into apes.

1 comment:

Eek said...

Well thank fuck. Cos I don't want to share eternity with our damn psychotic cat.

Although to be fair, he has matured somewhat as he's grown older I guess.

Still... once a psycho always a psycho. I learnt that tonight on SVU. :P