From Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry David)
[Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry]
Cheryl: "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."
Larry: You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife?
Cheryl: Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have a problem with that?
Larry: Well, I... I thought this was over at death. I didn't know we went into eternity together. Isn't that what it said in..."'til death do us part, " I thought it was...
Cheryl: Do you have a problem with eternity?
Cheryl: We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.
Larry: I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again.
[Larry has just offended a rabbi]
Nat David: He doesn't know what he's doing.
Cheryl's Mom: He really doesn't.
Cheryl: No, he's...
Larry: What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he..."
Rabbi: Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible.
Larry: "... he speaks not?..."
Rabbi: Just, just don't try...
Larry: "... forked tongue?... He knows not whereof he... whence he speaks?..."
Cheryl's Mom: Okay!
Nat David: Larry... if you could be quiet.