(With special thanks to contributor - Snakechic)
Jesus - Look dad, I went down there, told them to be groovy, hang out, drink a bit of wine... they split into different groups...
ya got the Catholic, the protestants, the Jesuits, the methodists, the evangelicals, the free presbyterians, the locked up presbyterians, the Quakers, the Bakers, the Candlestick Makers - the Mormons are from Mars dad, we better check them...
God - And what does the Holy Ghost think of all this?
Jesus - Oh he's useless dad, got a sheet over his head these days...
Holy Ghost - wooo holy ghost, holy ghost...!
God - Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo.
Holy Ghost - I would have succeeded if it wan't for those pesky god and jesus fellas
(See youtube for whole clip)
Izzard is hilarious. I have this whole routine on DVD. I highly recommend buying it as he has a bunch more to say on religion (if you haven't seen the whole thing yet).
Not to mention his rip-roaring insights into history.
Oops, I should learn to watch the video before commenting. D'oh!! :/
Izzard's fantastic. I'm sending people to this post from my blog at abstractconcept.blogspot.com
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