God has shark attack small boy

Florida Governor, Jeb Bush paid a visit to Jessie Arbogast, the 8-year-old boy who had his arm bitten off by a bull shark in Florida and then surgically reattached. As of July 12, 2001, Jessie is still in critical condition and doctors fear that his massive blood loss may have caused him brain damage.

"My heart goes out to him and to his family," Bush said. "This is a extraordinary occurrence. I honestly believe God has a plan for all of us, and sometimes the plan doesn't lay out in a clear way."

God's plan is so mysterious that sometimes it can only be completed by small boys who have had appendages bitten off by sharks and then surgically reattached.

I have done some extensive research and have actually figured out what God's plan is! God's plan is to make it appear exactly like there is no plan at all. It is supernatural conspiracy. Or it could just be that he wants there to be suffering. Lots and lots of suffering.


Eek said...

OOohh I love the gods plan theory. Anything and everything that happens is part of this unknown plan. The good, the bad and the shark biting ugly I guess.

Seems like a cop out to me.

Let's blame everything that happens on this mysterious and oh so wise "plan". Pfft. Its called life... it happens.

Handsome B. Wonderful said...

I think it's his first crack at being a God. The word on the street is that God's God is furious and threatening to suspend God Jr. from all Deity activities. The only way that He got into Deity school in the first place was because Senior pulls some Alumni strings.

In other words, God Jr. is the George W. Bush of Gods. No wonder God Jr. told Bush to invade Iraq!!

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mothpete said...

God Jr. funny! So that ends teh mystery of who made God... his dad did!

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